How drunk do you have to be to have sex with a snowman? If you're Burnsy, not very. If you're anyone else, pretty drunk.
This crazy s-o-b got fit-shaced and violated a 5-foot snowman.
Some people found him naked and screaming in pain next to the snowman. At the hospital, docs said he had 'frostbite of the penis'. DAMN!!!!
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