If you get yourself one of these, you'll turn heads at your next tailgate. (The stripper pole platform will probably have the same affect). Attach it to your trailer hitch and you're good to go. The next part may be difficult, but try to find some reasonably sober women to hop on that pole. Drunk chicks will be all about it, but they'll end up a bloody mess. (Check the video or just go to Youtube & type in 'stripper pole fail' and you'll see what I mean.)
Still interested? Get more info on the stripper pole/platform that attaches to your tailgate HERE.
WARNING: Do not get up on that pole unless you're okay with your stripper pole fail ending up on Facebook or on this blog. BUT, if your friend goes up there and makes an ass of himself, you know what to do: email me. ; )
Here's what happened to a drunk Bears fan at the opening home game of the season.