Behold! The Hot Dog Toaster
Sure you don't need a Hot Dog Toaster, but you've got tons of crap you don't need around the house. Like those weird porcelain figurines. (Dude, really - what's up with that?) This is at least cool. It can toast your buns and cook your hot dogs at the same time! I don't see that ballerina statue making you dinner.
Check it out HERE